That's when you crack a 10am beer
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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