I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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