a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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