Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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