Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you win again, gameday.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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