He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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