Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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