I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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