You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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