Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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