Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's not a walk of shame if you run
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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