it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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