I wish i was in the wii world.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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