They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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