There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just made my gag reflex go away.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
