We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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