do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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