i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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