I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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