how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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