Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
