She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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