we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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