I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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