so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So squirting runs in the family.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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