is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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