Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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