you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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