This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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