How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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