I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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