what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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