Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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