Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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