I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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