JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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