is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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