ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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