in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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