yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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