The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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