My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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