Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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