no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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