I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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