It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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