Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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