I love black thongs
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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