im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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