It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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