Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
